Geez, you need to read ArmyWifeToddlerMom's comments here. Man, one day with her and the Iraqi prisoners would have been spewing out information!

In light of her malevolent, yet intriguing, suggestions, I have spent the weekend with Mr. Bad Example, Beloved Husband, duct taped to a chair (for some reason I found lots of it in my living room), eating chocolate brownies covered with Reddi Whip, (also found in the living room), while naked and surfing the net.

I visited a few XXX sites, but only allowed him to see the girls' faces. I visited a few evil liberal sites and read outloud to him.

Oh yeah, I also invited a few firemen and Marines that were lingering around the house to enjoy the fun too. Well, I had fun...

Sorry, Sissy, I couldn't find the camera. The last I saw some midget was running around with it! Those midgets are hard to track down!

Thanks for all the great suggestions!