Hey look, a meme! Hey look, a meme started by Ogre...there must be an ulterior motive. Yes, there is, he is tracking to see how far it will go.

Gee, I see I started this answer 10 days ago...well, I may be the last to answer, but at least I finished.

Following there is a list of 18 different occupations. Select at least 5 of them (or more) and answer. You may add more professions to the list if you like before you pass it on.

For example, if the selected occupation was "farmer" you might take the phrase "If I could be a farmer..." and add to it "I would raise llamas and give them away to children who didn't have any pets." See how easy that is? Here's the list:

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a veterinarian…
If I could be a pilot…

If I could be a llama-rider, I’d find out all about Ogre's secret army!

If I could be a librarian, I’d never get any work done. I’d be on a permanent reading break!

If I could be an athlete, I would be wearing the gold at the Olympics for gymnastics.

If I could be a chef, I’d be VERY fat!

If I could be a scientist, I’d invent calorie-free chocolate and make millions!

If I could be an architect, I’d buy some land and build the house of my dreams!

If I could be a pilot, I’d be flying (literally and figuratively) in 7th heaven!

If I could be a veterinarian, I’d bring half of the animals home with me!

If I could be a cowgirl, I'd ride all the handsome cowboys!

If I could be a professor, all the handsome young studs would really have to work for their As!

I am passing this on to _Jon of "We Swear" - just to see if he'll swear at me for even daring to challenge him. (I know he's really probably too busy to pick up the gauntlet, but one never knows...)