Tuesday, April 05, 2005


Some sage advice for would-be tanners. Do not...I repeat DO NOT be the last person in (around 9:30pm) to tan at your local health club on the day that offers 'free tanning'.

**ESPECIALLY, if said club only has 4 tanning booths for approximately 2000 members.**

It was not pretty. Ferociously hot, with all the left over fumes of previous burnt skin and sweat, and a fan blowing the hot air right on top of you.

I seriously thought I might pass out. I felt I was walking in the snow shoes of poor Frosty, and the curled shoes of the Wicked Witch of the West when they melted....At least the Wicked Witch had water.

Ah, what we do in the name of vanity.

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