According to Beloved Husband, who wanted to fix all my problems last night, the above two items are the only things you need to solve all the world's problems. (If its stuck, you use WD40, if it won't stick, you use duct tape.)

Personally, I would go for a hammer. If I can't fix it with the hammer, I can pound the hell out of it and then just go buy a new one.

What would be your favorite tool? (Sorry, I think quote pen is still with Tammi...) :)