Tuesday, May 31, 2005

WORDS OF WISDOM

If your husband is darting around the house maniacally trying in vain to swat a fly at 11:00pm at night, do not get in his way. Remove any living, breathing entities, such as plants, animals or children from his path.

If said husband then grabs the Windex, and starts swearing in his mad attempt to both spray and swat the truculent fly at the same time; RUN FOR COVER!

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