Saturday, July 09, 2005
HAPPY BIRTHDAY T1G
It's T1G of Drunken Wisdom's birthday. Tammi of Tammi's World had started a birthday shindig for him over at his place so please go and wish him another year of health, wealth, and happiness.
For his birthday, I found this cute little prize. If you go to his site to wish him well, you will read how he desparately needs one.
Also for T1G, I found pages upon pages of...
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK MARINE IF...
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you hide a grenade down your cammies.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your M1A1/2 ABRAMS Main Battle Tank has a CD Player, external speakers, and you can hear C & W Music 5 miles away.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you asked where’s the Spam in this here MRE?
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if that camel looks mighty pleasing too you!
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you play a game of touch football in a minefield.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you drink beer and call it Hill Billy Champaign
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you say “Yes Mam” to the local street hooker.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you shove a grenade up a bearded Taliban’s ass and yell timber!
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high quality entertainment.
That's just a few. Go here to view all of them. Quite entertaining. BUT only after you wish T1G a "Happy Birthday" or something along those lines.
For his birthday, I found this cute little prize. If you go to his site to wish him well, you will read how he desparately needs one.
Also for T1G, I found pages upon pages of...
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK MARINE IF...
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you hide a grenade down your cammies.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your M1A1/2 ABRAMS Main Battle Tank has a CD Player, external speakers, and you can hear C & W Music 5 miles away.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you asked where’s the Spam in this here MRE?
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if that camel looks mighty pleasing too you!
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you play a game of touch football in a minefield.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you drink beer and call it Hill Billy Champaign
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you say “Yes Mam” to the local street hooker.
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you shove a grenade up a bearded Taliban’s ass and yell timber!
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high quality entertainment.
That's just a few. Go here to view all of them. Quite entertaining. BUT only after you wish T1G a "Happy Birthday" or something along those lines.