Saturday, July 09, 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY T1G

It's T1G of Drunken Wisdom's birthday. Tammi of Tammi's World had started a birthday shindig for him over at his place so please go and wish him another year of health, wealth, and happiness.

For his birthday, I found this cute little prize. If you go to his site to wish him well, you will read how he desparately needs one.

Also for T1G, I found pages upon pages of...

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK MARINE IF...

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you hide a grenade down your cammies.


You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your M1A1/2 ABRAMS Main Battle Tank has a CD Player, external speakers, and you can hear C & W Music 5 miles away.


You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you asked where’s the Spam in this here MRE?


You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if that camel looks mighty pleasing too you!


You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you play a game of touch football in a minefield.


You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you drink beer and call it Hill Billy Champaign


You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you say “Yes Mam” to the local street hooker.


You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you shove a grenade up a bearded Taliban’s ass and yell timber!


You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high quality entertainment.


That's just a few. Go here to view all of them. Quite entertaining. BUT only after you wish T1G a "Happy Birthday" or something along those lines.

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